This is for the people who’ve cried at work, snapped at brunch, and still got told to “calm down.”
It’s not irony. It’s a warning. Wrapped in watercolor.
You're fragile and dangerous. Soft petals, sharp thorns, and one deeply repressed scream away from flipping the table. This isn’t a floral pattern — it’s a threat in lowercase cursive.
Wear it when you're tired of explaining your tone. Or when you want HR to read the room without a second meeting.
