Collection: T-Shirts

T-Shirts

The default armor of emotional exhaustion.

For when it’s too hot for hoodies but you’re still carrying emotional baggage.

These tees are soft enough for dissociating, durable enough for spontaneous rage walks, and cut to remind you that comfort doesn’t have to be boring. Each one features sarcastic truths, burnout declarations, or social shields — printed on the kind of fabric that won’t judge your life choices (or lack of laundry).

Breakdown of the Object You’re About to Justify Buying

All t-shirts are Gildan Ultra Cotton T-Shirts.

  • Classic fit
  • 100% Cotton (203 g/m²)
  • Preshrunk jersey knit
  • Seamless twin-needle 2.2 cm collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Tear away label
  • Unisex, machine washable, durable cotton blend