Collection: Tote Bags

For carrying your emotional baggage — and maybe a snack.

These totes are big enough to hold your trauma, small enough to still look like you tried. Durable cotton canvas with long handles for over-the-shoulder avoidance. Whether you're hauling therapy supplies, unfinished dreams, or just your laptop and a grudge, these bags do the job — quietly, efficiently, judgmentally.

Printed with our signature sarcasm so people know not to talk to you in line at Trader Joe’s.