Sweatshirts

Sweatshirts

Warm enough to mask the chill of existential dread.

Looks soft. Feels soft. Not emotionally soft.

These crewnecks are your armor for surviving public spaces and personal spirals. Midweight fleece that’s cozy enough to cry in, structured enough to still look like you’re functioning. Ribbed cuffs for containment. Zero judgment in the neckline.

Wear it to therapy, to brunch you didn’t want to attend, or just to remind people you’re not available for their nonsense.

Breakdown of the Object You’re About to Justify Buying

All sweatshirts are Gildan Crewneck Sweatshirts.

  • 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester (203 g/m²)
  • Classic Fit
  • Preshrunk fleece knit
  • Air jet yarn = softer feel and reduced pilling
  • Tear away label
  • Twin-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs
  • 1x1 rib with elastane
  • Unisex
  • Machine washable
  • For sizing details, click here.
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