Collection: Snarky Depot
Where sarcasm isn’t just welcome — it’s store policy.
This collection is for the ones who answer emails with drafts they’ll never send and keep receipts — emotionally and literally. It’s passive-aggressive chic with retail ragecore flair. Think deadpan design, customer service trauma, and enough iced coffee to power your next existential crisis.
Inside Snarky Depot, you’ll find tees that read like subtweets, hoodies that sound like your inner monologue during small talk, and stickers that speak fluent burnout.
Current status: Not serving. Not sorry.

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Nap and Restraining Order: T-Shirt
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Nap and Restraining Order: Sweatshirt
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Nap and Restraining Order: Hoodie
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Nap and Restraining Order: Long Sleeve T-Shirt
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Nap and Restraining Order: Tote
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I Am a Delicate Fucking Flower: T-Shirt
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I Am a Delicate Fucking Flower: Sweatshirt
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I Am a Delicate Fucking Flower: Long Sleeve T-Shirt
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I Am a Delicate Fucking Flower: Hoodie
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I Am a Delicate Fucking Flower: Tote
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