Hoodies

Hoodies

Portable invisibility cloak for socially allergic adults.

Our hoodies feel like the emotional support you never got from your dad — soft, reliable, and won’t ghost you after a second date.

Breakdown of the Object You’re About to Justify Buying

All hoodies are Gildan 50/50 Hoodie:

  • 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester (271 g/m²)
  • Classic Fit
  • Preshrunk fleece knit
  • Air jet yarns = softer feel and reduced pilling
  • Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
  • Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs
  • Pouch pocket
  • 1x1 rib with spandex
  • Satin label
  • Unisex
  • Machine washable
  • For sizing details, click here.
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