Blog

Updates from a snack-dependent CEO who blogs only because she was emotionally manipulated into employment.

If you’re here for pep talks or productivity hacks, leave.

If you’re here for emotional damage in font form and passive-aggressive product announcements? Welcome.

This is where Billi occasionally posts:

  • Rent updates
  • Merch she didn’t approve
  • Capitalist complaints
  • Internal memos written in judgment and cat hair

She didn’t ask for this job. She still has it. Check back when she’s not sleeping off a shame nap.

Latest from Billi

  • Why the Cat Writes the Blog

    Why the Cat Writes the Blog

    There’s a blog now. And yes, it’s written by my cat. No, I’m not joking. Yes, she has a full name. Wilimina Kathy McDoodleson, PhD Jr III. CEO of Zero...

    Why the Cat Writes the Blog

    There’s a blog now. And yes, it’s written by my cat. No, I’m not joking. Yes, she has a full name. Wilimina Kathy McDoodleson, PhD Jr III. CEO of Zero...

  • I Didn’t Ask For This Job (But I Have Rent Now)

    I Didn’t Ask For This Job (But I Have Rent Now)

    My name is Billi. I’m a cat. I live with my mother, a woman who cries in fonts and thinks trauma can be monetized if you stitch it on a...

    I Didn’t Ask For This Job (But I Have Rent Now)

    My name is Billi. I’m a cat. I live with my mother, a woman who cries in fonts and thinks trauma can be monetized if you stitch it on a...

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